So, a new year begins. We waved goodbye to our old friend 2006 (or as he preferred to be called AughtSix) with champagne-soaked throats and tearful eyes. He reminded us of all the great things we did together and encouraged us to warmly embrace his younger brother, whom he affectionately dubbed Double-Oh Seven. We immediately did so, strangely enough with champagne-soaked throats and tearful eyes, though that quickly led to champagne-soaked pants and blood-shot eyes, and he talked to us until the sun came up of the time that lay before us.
Little Double-Oh, we know what you require of us, and we know that a list of the same old sappy promises (
diets,
excersise, etc.) simply will not do. A new year demands introspection. So, without further ado, in a flurry of self-reflection, and to give the new year what it needs, we give to you
The Mouse and the Billionaire Pact of 2007- We will do more making and less critiquing.
- We will focus on our language, preferring dialogue to diatribe.
- We will create something to help people in a unique way.
- We will not compare ourselves to any one else.
- We will support the creativity of others.
- We will send more time thinking.
- We will not waste our or any one else's time
That's what we got for now, Little-Double. Thanks for giving us a chance to try again, and if any one else wants to add to the pact, feel free to join the revolution.