Lola-cat (the fat one) has decided that our apartment is boring. She mopes around and meows at the door in a
my-life-is-so-mundane-I-need-to-get-out-and-see-the-world kind of way.
Meow.
Meow.
Apparently the copious amount of smelly cat food that used to be able to calm her restless spirit is no longer good enough. She can't be swayed by catnip-filled mice toys, head scratches, or by chasing her around the house when I go crazy after hour upon hour of ceaseless mewing.
And this all is compounded by the amount of work I need to do. Here she's bored, and I can barely fit enough hours in to the day. In fact, it seems as though my general work load is inversely related to her level of comfort. Which got me thinking. What if I can train her to do simple chores around the house? Like the dishes. Or dusting. Folding the laundry. Filling up my coffee mug. Baking bread. Taking out the garbage. This way, she gets the satisfaction of a job well done and is distracted from her previous useless and mundane life. And I get to focus on the bigger projects at hand, instead of worrying myself over the basics.
It's seems like a perfect solution to me.
So excuse me, I've got a cat who needs a broom tied to her tail.
Labels: Life, Meow