We're all about spending our time wisely around here. But we also like movies. Thankfully, here comes Movie a Minute to the rescue.
Armageddon
NASA: An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble.
Nerd: You must blow it up from the inside. Probably.
NASA: Let's teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn.
Bruce Willis: Instead for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don't have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that.
Audience: I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it.
The End
Armageddon
NASA: An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble.
Nerd: You must blow it up from the inside. Probably.
NASA: Let's teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn.
Bruce Willis: Instead for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don't have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that.
Audience: I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it.
The End
2 Comments:
"I like city slickers.
Billy Crystal: Maybe herding cattle will solve all my problems.
(It DOES.)
THE END"
at 7:41 AM, and we were happy.
"some porn:
these two guys and these mexican girls do things with parts on a boat on lake havasu."
at 10:11 PM, and we were happy.
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