On the flight home from sunny Florida last night I had an idea. You know how the airline milks 2 bucks from those sad sacks who don’t own headphones? Well it sounds like a perfect opportunity for a little undercutting. Next time you take a flight, why not swing by your local 99 Cent Only Store, pick up 4 pairs of headphones for a buck and charge those same sad sacks a dollar per headphone. They get the same crappy headphones for half the price and you make a sweet profit. If the flight attendants try to stop you, ask them if they’re afraid of a little competition. If they persist, tell them you won’t abide with their monopolistic business strategies. Cha-Ching. If you could somehow smuggle booze on the fight you could make a killing. I think that may be the real reason they’ve recently outlawed all liquids. We’re on to you Delta!

By the way, make sure to take a gander at The Photo Pool’s on Flickr. I quite enjoyed them. That kid’s got an eye on him, some of those pictures are marvelous. They quite remind me of another famous bohemian photographer I use to bum around with. Good times.