Hi there.

I was just doing some re-reading of old posts. Man, we used to actually write posts. We would inform. Tell stories. Try to be witty. Or funny. Or interesting. Somewhere along the way we got derailed. I blame grad school. Grad School overwhelmed me with a general malaise regarding technology. Or twitter. Is that too cliche? Everyone is blaming twitter nowadays.

Well, I don’t really have anything interesting to talk about. I merely wanted to stop for a second and say, “hi.” Thanks for stopping by. Thanks for your years of reading. Thanks for sticking with us.

Here’s a song we recorded the other day, it’s a work in progress, but, then again, so is most everything, right? Hope you like it, and we promise to write more in the future.

Today – Mouse & the Billionaire

PS There’s a new mixtape up. It aint half bad.

I just put this guy on a plane. He is, as we speak, on his way to conquer the world, via Scotland.

He will return to NY in one year, bekilted and with his brain filled with knowledge.

We’ll miss you, Mr. Dumas. Knock ‘em dead.

Lola-cat (the fat one) has decided that our apartment is boring. She mopes around and meows at the door in a my-life-is-so-mundane-I-need-to-get-out-and-see-the-world kind of way.

Meow.

Meow.

Apparently the copious amount of smelly cat food that used to be able to calm her restless spirit is no longer good enough. She can’t be swayed by catnip-filled mice toys, head scratches, or by chasing her around the house when I go crazy after hour upon hour of ceaseless mewing.

And this all is compounded by the amount of work I need to do. Here she’s bored, and I can barely fit enough hours in to the day. In fact, it seems as though my general work load is inversely related to her level of comfort. Which got me thinking. What if I can train her to do simple chores around the house? Like the dishes. Or dusting. Folding the laundry. Filling up my coffee mug. Baking bread. Taking out the garbage. This way, she gets the satisfaction of a job well done and is distracted from her previous useless and mundane life. And I get to focus on the bigger projects at hand, instead of worrying myself over the basics.

It’s seems like a perfect solution to me.

So excuse me, I’ve got a cat who needs a broom tied to her tail.

Wow. This is incredible. It is such an honour to be up here right now. I mean, who would could have conceived, 4 and half years ago, that this little web site could have accomplished so much? It’s really been a dream come true and…

We’re sorry, we’re tearing up a little here…

We promised ourselves we wouldn’t do this… it’s just so incredible.

We’d like first and foremost to thank Tim Berners Lee, we really couldn’t have done it without you. And Blogspot. Wikipedia, you have helped us research the validity of so many anecdotes, and Google Images, you have been such a support.

And, last, but certainly not least, without whom we could never have arrived at 500 posts, we thank Silly Cat Pictures.

Thank you for believing in us. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. We love you all!

So I keep having dreams where I’m doing totally mundane, realistic things. For example, last night I dreamt that our neighbors came over and wanted to eat pizza, and I was like, “we just ate pizza and are feeling kind of tired, but let’s hang out soon.” Then they left.

So now, during the following days, I have a hard time discerning between what has really happened and what was just a dream.

All that to say, if you talk to me in the next few weeks and I start talking abut things that never happened, just go with it.

L- has been attempting to train the fat cat to use the toilet. Just one of the many reasons why I love that girl.

We’re all about spending our time wisely around here. But we also like movies. Thankfully, here comes Movie a Minute to the rescue.

Armageddon

NASA: An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble.

Nerd: You must blow it up from the inside. Probably.

NASA: Let’s teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn.

Bruce Willis: Instead for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don’t have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that.

Audience: I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it.

The End