Members of the board, I have called this meeting together to address some fairly serious issues. Due to the time-constraints I know we are all under, I won’t dally any more than necessary.
First, I would like to extend our warmest welcome to MC Hammerheadshark, artistic/personnel radical and class-act, who has choses us as his first stop in internet discovery each day.
Second. I ate kangaroo last week. Just thought you should know.
Third. It has come to my attention that Lasagna Cat is a hilarious web site featuring live-action reenactments of Garfield’s (un)funniest moments over the last few decades. Not to be missed.
Fourth. If anyone has had ideas about upgrading to Leopard and still using their M-Audio peripherals, just abandon them now.
Fifth. Did you know that Lightnin’ Hopkins drank a pint-glass of gin everyday and that Leadbelly murdered a couple of people? Fascinating.
Sixth. There’s finally a new mixtape up. (And the one from November is finally up in the archives. The new December mixtape is really pretty good, and it features Micah McGraw with nothing but the buffalo. You should probably listen to it.
Well, that’s all the time we have allotted, and, as you all know, we have tons of work to get done before next Tuesday’s deadline, so get out there and make us proud.
Meeting adjourned.